oh. my. god. how did I not know the soup nazi from Seinfeld was based on an Iranian! i'm extra proud of my heritage today http://j.mp/cxgbcZabout 1 week agofrom Reeder
want another Cullen juice or a green monster smoothie. no juicer or blender in the assareh house :(about 16 hours agofrom web
in the 6 minutes it took for me to pee and grab a snack, my unattended bags became a security threat. Sorry if I'm traveling alone, guys.about 3 days agofrom Twitterrific